Welcome to EgoDriven.Net; Men are stupid, and women are crazy. Schizophrenics are charming, and I'm not wearing any pants. Now that that's out of the way...

   Are you bored? Do you have some time to kill? This little corner of the internet was made just for you, dear reader. This is your "safe zone". A place where you can hang out and have a laugh or ten in the comfort of your own home.

  So have fun. Kick off your pants and stay a while. And thanks for visiting, you know I get off on it.

-  Josh Johnson, The Pariah Messiah

The EgoDriven Blogger - EgoDriven staff comments on stuff we probably shouldn't.

What Men are Really Thinking - All the most important questions women have ever wanted to know about men - Answered!

What Women are Really Thinking - Everything a man needs to know about a woman, if that woman isn't too "deep".

Ask the Voices - An advice column where you can write in to the voices in my head. They're really quite smart...

The AntiPants Headquarters - The Original! Many imitators, none come close. The world's first online hub for all activities and information surrounding the activism against the evil that is pants.

Fun Stuff - Assorted writings that just didn't fit in anywhere else. You'll like 'em, I swear.

About the Authors