Let's talk about Condom-ents* for a moment. (*PATENT PENDING)

Resealable latex condoms packed tight with everybody's favorite condiments! We're going to market test it first using just ketchup, mustard, relish, and mayonaise... but knowing the strength of this product, more varieties are bound to be coming soon!

But why condoms, you ask? Let's start off with the most important part: resealable! Once you've spooged some mustard out of your Condom-ent, you can wash it out and reuse it as much as possible! Put whatever you'd like in your Condom-ent, from tabasco sauce to vanilla pudding. There are endless possibilities!

However, the best is yet to come... as the Condom-ent doubles as a form of contraception!

DUH!

But wait, there's more!

After you're done with your meal, you can make your hot dog taste like ketchup! That's right, all of our Condom-ent fillings include an edible lubricant. Just Slip It On N' Slip It Off!^tm

Everybody can join in on the fun!

Sold? Drop me a line and I'll whip up a couple of Fridge-Friendly packs for ya!