Amalia;  What do you want to know? I've got brown hair, blue eyes, I'm an actress who also loves to sing. I have an ego, so talking about myself is no problem....so...

Josh;   Well, what do you do for fun?

Amalia;   For fun I read and spend a great deal of time online. When I'm not doing that I'm out with friends just hanging out and having a good time

Josh;   Good times, Good times. What attracted you to EgoDriven's upcoming film, "a Purely Suburban Problem"?

Amalia;   It's just crazy enough for me. It kind of hits close to home, like with my personal philosophies and all. So, while it's a comedy, it brings to light for those who watch it some ideas which I believe more people should be familiar with. Such as polyamory.

Josh;   As I always say, "Poly ain't just for Gamists"... Actually I've never said that... but I'm drunk... So moving on; How does it feel to be the first woman to be featured in the new "Female Clones"?

Amalia;   I think its fantastic. It adds a whole new level to the comedy. I'm also quite vain, so the idea of being the first and having that position in the spotlight always is quite appealing.

Josh;   From the feedback I've been getting, you definitely left an impression. Seems you're a lot more demographically appealing then pictures of me diving half naked off the roof at 15 years old.

Amalia;   Well, breasts are usually more demographically appealing than a fifteen year olds ass. Especially if they are rather nice breasts, if  I do say so myself.

Josh;   No need to say so yourself, I agree whole-heartedly. Whole several things, in fact, but that's another story. Moving on again; If you had to name one "Artist" in any field (Acting, painting, photography, whatever) that has made a large impact on you and your work, who would that be?

Amalia;   Johnny Depp. No, not just because he's smoking hot, but because he really is a brilliant actor. He manages to be the lead, while still being a character. Not one of his characters are ever the same, and not one of them is anything like him. I want to be able to do that.

              Also his movie record is spectacular, and his movie-making morals are phenomenal. I really like how he shunned the fame and fortune to begin with so that he could actually build a good movie career by doing smaller, quirky films.

Josh;   Fair enough. Now, EgoDriven fans have seen pictures of you over the course of the last few weeks, and they've seen a few more accompanying this interview. You're good looks aren't in question. I guess what I'm saying here is, from an unbiased perspective, tell everyone how ungodly sexy I am.

Amalia;   Oh wow....where do I begin... :-P Your sexiness just radiates to the point where standing in your presence is like standing in the presence of a god... Am I good or what?

Josh;   Most definitely. Didn't quite capture the majesty that is "I", but it'll do. On a completely unrelated note, how do you feel about sexually frustrated circus midgets?

Amalia;   Fabulously hilarious... I think if you put midgets in any situation, It becomes ten times funnier...really. They are miniature people... It's just funny. I mean, I apologize to any small people... I get made fun of for my height all the time... But I can at least laugh at myself, so its ok.

Josh;   Oh, no need to apologize. Egodriven's an equal opportunity offender. If I didn't make the occasional midget joke, the conservative christians, republicans, and people who have more money then me would get to have all the fun.

            Now that we've given said christian conservatives another 5 or 6 reasons to fire bomb me, I think we can close this up. Anything you want to say to the rabid Egodriven fans, and the new net-surfers reading this before we go?

Amalia;   Just that I hope you all keep coming to check out this site, if for nothing else than more pictures of me.

Josh;   What a grim assessment...

Amalia;   ... And watch for more stuff about the movie.

Josh;   Fair enough, fair enough. Thanks for coming, dear. And thanks to everyone reading.

-     Josh Johnson                               

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