Ask the Voices!!!

     This is where you can send in your questions and get straight, up-front answers from the voices in my head. Don't you feel special?  I swear to you that I have not made up a single question on this page. Every last one of them was sent in by you and people like you. Keep them coming. By all means... send in a question and see how they respond.

     Click here to Meet the Voices. For those of you who are confused, this explains what "The Voices" are in more depth.

     Our automated form is currently down, so send questions to the Voices via Email at TheVoices@Egodriven.net 

Most Recent: Nonblonde Writes:  A Conscience sympathizer... 

Angry Daddy Writes: A father asking for advice on how to protect his daughter...

Joe Writes: Ask a schizophrenic for romantic advice, and you will almost always regret it...

Paranoid Serephim Writes: I love topless women...

"Monkah?" Writes: Uselessness at it's best!

Miche Roch Writes: This was... interesting? 

Devils Child Writes: You knew it would happen sooner or later. Someone asked about the size of my penis...

Devil Monkey and YoYo Write: Two questions for the price of one! One involves chugging large amounts of a white liquid, and the other involves religious stand-points... Afraid? You should be...

Millsy Writes: Can't go wrong with a shriveling penis... wait... yeah you can... never mind...

Devils Child Writes: You just gotta love politicians, right folks? 

Mystery Man Writes: Um... yes...

Jabin Writes: This is the 50th Question!!!

Zeus_333 Writes: Wow... a simple reference to an insane asylum leads to the story of how the voices came to be... ain't that something?

Jim Writes: A disgruntled penis and some pubic hair. Now doesn't that just sound like an episode of "Jerry Springer"?

Jeff Writes: The voices get hostile when someone sends in too many questions within too short a time-period...

Gen. NoNutz Writes: If you think his name is stupid, just wait till ya see this...

Jeff Writes: Britney Spears... Yummy...

CollegeSucks Writes: Wow... Sometimes I amaze even myself...

Mistress Deidre Writes: A question from a lying whore.

Saig Writes: Have ye ever fucked a Leprechaun? 

PigTrance Writes: Um... interesting... very, very interesting...

Keiyosonim Writes: So this is what it's like when worlds collide...

Mankovic Writes: Hmm... Codeine...

Grytviken Writes: Um... I can't pronounce, or even spell his name without help.

Jim L Writes: Hmm... stinky...

Rags Writes: Oh... another question about women... I sense some deep-rooted issues in this guy...

Rags Writes: Women... Oh man... those women...

Mike O. Writes: What I'm taking to be concern over voices... May be something else, but who knows. I'm too thick-headed to change my evaluation.

Howi Writes: Um... WEEEEE!!!

Superorc Writes: Um... interesting question...

Howi Writes: Always such good questions...

Brian Writes: Brian hypothetically writes, that is...

EvenBall Writes: Um... my head hurts again...

Howi Writes: Attention feminists: Don't blame me, blame the voices!

Evenball Writes: Hmm... I'd be really worried if his balls were odd...

Cyban Writes: A question for the good-two shoes voice...

Zision Writes: Baby powder, huh?

Mike O. Writes: They're spreading! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vansen Writes: Babies come from where?!?

SuPPenHuHn Writes: Um... got wood?

Triumph Writes: An question from a... un-healthily curious person...

Jim L. Writes: A delicate social situation...

Mike O. Writes: Question of the cosmos... my head hurts again...

Mark W Writes: Blah... 

Jeff Writes: Um... This guy wrote something. 

Mike O. Writes: Hmm... The truly stunning saga of how my face came to be. 

BloodShot Writes: You can't go wrong with a question about monkeys! 

Ando Writes: Hmm... Legitimate question... 

Mike O. Writes: An interesting question about my penis.

Smasher Writes: Ekk...

Uncle Jimbo Writes: Look who came back...

Mike O. Writes: Hmm... I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of him...

Mike O. Writes: Hmm... deep... my head hurts...

Uncle Jimbo Writes: Sure to be a true classic...

Mark W. Writes: Yet another one.

Mark W. Writes: A question from someone who does not have proper respect for the voices.

Bubba Writes: A question from a bubba. Almost poetic in it's oddness. 

Bong Writes: I rarely laugh at my own jokes... but this was just too weird not to crack up over...

Howi Writes:  First ever "Ask the Voices" question sent in by someone who is pretty much a regular now.