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Hello boys and girls! Silly me! I forgot that the race for the
presidency will have new plot twists! I'm going to be updating this
page now! Fun!
Bush’s Potty Mouth
Alright, what’s new… Let’s start with
the one event that stands out in my head: George Bush and his love
for a certain New York Times reporter. Did you all hear about this?
In the middle of a press conference, Bush leaned down and whispered
into his running-mates ear, ''There's Adam Clymer,
major-league asshole from the New York Times.'' Little did Bush know
that not only was the microphone on, but was aimed at his mouth…
Here
is what really kills me about this: I don’t care. If anything,
this raises my opinion of a man I hate. He’s human. He curses. If
only he’d get head from an intern he would be alright…
But
don’t worry, the very little respect he just got will be taken
away when (And it will be a when) he holds a press conference to
apologize to the reporter… Not because I don’t like the
reporter, but because we all know Bush enjoyed it. Can’t blame
him. I enjoy calling people assholes, but then again I’m sadistic.
You
know what I would really like to see? Something that would never
happen? I’d like to see Bush get behind a podium and say “Yes I
called him an asshole. I thought he was an asshole. I still think he
is an asshole. I’d call him an asshole again.” I would laugh my
ass off, and I would instantly start to at least like the guy’s
attitude… but we know it’ll never happen, so I might as well
wish for pigs to fly out of Janet Reno’s ass… man… I just put
a really bad image into my head…
Gore’s Funny Attitude
Hmm…
remember how I said Gore is the lesser evil? I still believe that,
but that’s only because the other choice is Bush…
Just
the other day I saw Gore speaking on a morning news show about how
Bush was dodging honest, sanctioned debates (Which I admit, Bush
is), but Gore has been taking this way too far… Bush doesn’t
want a normal debate because Gore would make him look like an idiot.
It’s true. But Gore isn’t talking about anything else anymore.
On
that morning show, I watched as the interviewer only got out 2
questions. Each question took 5 minutes, and the answer to both had
something to do with Bush dodging legitimate debates. The
interviewer cut-off the Vice-President of the United States. He was
that annoying.
Oh well, Even though Gore seems to be obsessed with saying
“He won’t play by the rules!”, I maintain that he would be a
better choice then Bush, but once again, that’s not saying much… |
