One morning, me and my penis got to talking over a newspaper article about our presidential hopefuls...

Me: Ya know, Cyclops, These people are numb-skulls! One is a conservative moron, and the other is... well... a conservative moron! You could run this country better!

Cyclops: Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt WORSHIP PENIS!!! Grunt Grunt Grunt.

Me: What? But my dear friend, I was only kidding! How do you expect to get elected president?

Cyclops: Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt WORSHIP PENIS!!! Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt WORSHIP PENIS!!! Grunt Grunt.

Me: Silly me! Of course! That makes perfect sense! I must help you with your cause! How do you stand on the issues?

Cyclops: WORSHIP PENIS!!!

Me: Brilliant! Simply brilliant! We will take Washington by storm!