Interview With Cyclops

      In order to show that we have nothing to hide, me and Cyclops sat down to have a little chat about the issues.

Me: Hello Mister Candidate! How are you today? Now I'm not going to sugar coat this, I'll go straight to the issues. How do you feel about gun control laws?

Cyclops: Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt WORSHIP PENIS!!! Grunt Grunt.

Me: Fascinating! But you do know the republicans will pitch a fit... Oh well. And what about Abortion? I myself am Pro-Choice. Where do you stand?

Cyclops: Grunt Grunt WORSHIP PENIS!!! Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt. 

Me: Yes... yes... a woman's body is her own business... I agree... Now then, onto a big topic. Governor Bush vows to make the presidency a "Faith Based Office" if he is elected. How do you feel?

Cyclops: Grunt Grunt Grunt? WORSHIP PENIS!!!

Me: You don't say? Well... I sure do, but what about those who feel differently?

Cyclops: Grunt.

Me: I understand where you are coming from but there is no need for foul language! Now then, the other candidates have not invited you to any debates. Some say that this is because you are a penis who hasn't even officially been nominated to run, but we know better. What do you have to say to all the cowards that don't want the public to hear your message?

Cyclops: Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt. 

Me: Leave anything out?

Cyclops: WORSHIP PENIS!!!

Me: There ya have it folks. Your future leader has spoken.