Charles:

Josh, Every girl is a lesbian! At least every girl I know...

Josh:

Actually you were right the first time. All girls.  It's "Chic" to be lesbian now. It's the new Black.

Charles:

... What?

Josh:

Oh yeah. It's very "Hip" now to be a gay girl. You even get 10% off at "Hot Topic".

Charles:

... You know this because...

Josh:

... I sleep with a lot of lesbians. Up for a burger?