As hard as it may be to believe, I am known among my friends as the man to ask whenever anyone needs advice. A question I hear far-too-often from both men and women is this; "How do I tell this friend I've had for a while that I want to be more then a friend?".
I used to answer that question by telling them to slowly drop hints to their friend, but recently I've taken more of a sadistic approach. I've decided it's much more amusing for everyone involved (Myself especially) if they send their friend a short poem that explains their emotions in a not-so-subtle way. I have written many such poems for such an occasion, and I will share them here.
If you have been wanting to tell that special someone how you feel for some time now, feel free to send them one of the following rhymes.
This one works for both guys, and girls;
This one I call "The REALLY Direct Approach";
If you use this one, and don't get slapped, I bow down to you;
Can't go wrong with Astronomy!
And finally, a new spin on an old classic;
Now again, I encourage you all to actually use these. It will clearly get your point across, and even if things don't turn out as you wish, at least the people who see you get slapped will get some free entertainment.
Copyright Josh Johnson
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