Saig Writes:
Leprechauns: Midgets dressed in permanent St. Patrick's Day attire, or evil, magically-murderous nobbers who make horrible movies?
The Voices Reply:
Stinger: I believe I need to ask you a question: Have ye ever fucked a Leprechaun?
Reaper: Um... Stinger? You aren't one to joke... you are the one who made our host hit on a penguin...
Stinger: I thought it was a short nun!
Conscience: How could you possibly have mistaken that animal for a nun anyway? I mean, what are the chances that a nun would be begging for fish in an exhibit at the national zoo?
Stinger: Maybe nuns like fish!
Conscience: Enough! I do not wish to be reminded of that incident! Oh the stares... and that zoo-keepers speech about "Keeping the little guy covered in public" was just plain humiliating...
Reaper: Actually I thought it was funny... the zoo-keeper seemed jealous...
Stinger: Understandably so... not everyone can have Cyclops...
Conscience: Can we get to the question, please?
Reaper: The answer is No, I have never fucked a leprechaun.
Conscience: Not that one! Aw, forget it...