Is it truly possible to actually shove your fist up your ass?
The Voices Reply:
Conscience: I am sickened and appalled by your question!
Stinger: Oh... I try for years, you just call me a pervert. He asks one question and you are sick and named Paul.
Conscience: Why do I talk to you people?
Reaper: Because you can't leave... and you also can't keep your damn mouth shut for one minute.
Conscience: Yes I can!
Reaper: I'll bet ya can't.
Reaper: Good. This is just the right question for it, too. Now then, Weither or not you can shove your fist up your ass depends of several different factors, right Stinger?
Stinger: Why yes.
Reaper: Would you name a few for us?
(Conscience is obviously uncomfortable)
Stinger: Well... one would have to be... LUBRICATION!
Reaper: Hmm... interesting... Any more?
Stinger: Well... I'm not sure how to put this delicately...
Reaper: Oh, you should edit yourself... but not too much. As long as we don't violate obscenity laws, we are pretty much free from retaliation.
Stinger: Oh, well in that case. Another indication would be the mass of the objects moving through the anus.
(Conscience starts to cry)
Reaper: Hmm... interesting... can you elaborate?
Stinger: Well... If you eat a lot of thick foods, your excretions would work... or if you have shoved smaller thing up th-
Conscience: ALRIGHT YOU WIN!!! You are right! I can't sit here without stepping in! You guys repulse me!
Stinger: About fucking time!
Reaper: One small step for a voice, one giant leap for perverts everywhere...