Hello all you horny men out there! Shortly after releasing the "What Men Are Really Thinking" site, I received an overwhelming amount of letters asking for a female version. I sent out a general plea to talented female writers, but alas, no one heard my call... until now. In the fine tradition of the original, here is a collection of questions, and answers to the questions, that are asked by men, and directed towards women. 

     That being said, here is a comprehensive guide to what Women are thinking, as from the mind of the only female applicant that had any writing abilities whatsoever; A female that wishes to remain nameless... for reasons that should be painfully obvious to anyone who keeps reading...

Chapter 1: Why Wont Girls Admit to Masturbating?

Chapter 2: Why Not??? (Why Wont you have Sex with Me?)

Chapter 3: How Much Does Size REALLY Matter?

Chapter 4: How Can You Tell When It's "That Time of Month"?

Chapter 5: What Do Girls Talk About When Guys Aren't Around?

     More chapters will be added occasionally.

     Have a question that you think belongs here? Have a complaint about how unrealistically this was handled? Do you want to complain simply because you have nothing better to do? Email Woman@egodriven.net.