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Zision Writes:
If chili powder comes from chilis, where does baby
powder come from?
-zis
The Voices Reply: Stinger: Hmm... interesting question... Reaper: Um... do you really want to know? Stinger: You're squeamish? Fine. I'll tell him. First, despite what most people think, you don't kill the babies. Conscience: That is better then I was expecting... Stinger: Yes, no killing the babies. You just force-feed them a mixture of corn meal, flour, and soy-milk until they die from their stomach expanding beyond it's limits. No executions involved. Makes it easier on the employees. Conscience: Oh of course. We couldn't have guilt-ridden baby-killers, now could we? Stinger: You do understand! Now then, the feeding mixture they are given does a pretty good job of drying out most of their body after the stomach bursts and it is spread through-out the blood. The body is then ground together with more flour, and some baking soda. Voila! Baby powder! Conscience: Um... ick... Back to the "Ask the Voices in my Head" Advice Column Copyright Josh Johnson, Circa 2000-2001 |
